The Muhlenberg Advocate Presents: V-day Personals

The Muhlenberg Advocate Presents:
VALENTINES DAY PERSONALS

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To: Lisa Kowalski From: Phillie Message: Hey Babe, Happy Valentine's Day, I LOVE YOU.	To: Meredith From: Marianne Message: Your hard Advocate work is an inspiration to us all. :)
To: Alyssa From: Audrey Message: I know you hate this holiday but I hope this makes you smile!! Happy February 14th!	To: Carl From: RJ Message: You are so hot! Gimme a donkey punch.
To: Katie From: Cara Message: Me, you and Billy. No one else is invited! Happy Valentine's day! Make it last like 21. Love ya, Cara	To: The Weekly Staff From: Your on-line editor, John Message: It's only appropriate that I wish you all a happy V-day.
To: Marianne From: Michelle Message: Dear Bestest Roommate, I wanna rock wit' you! Nick Carter's my greatest love, but you're too cool for school! I wuv you! Love, Michelle	To: Lynnie From: Gabbie Message: I love you and miss you!! Have an awesome Valentine's Day & talk to me soon! Love, Gabbie
To: Jess From: Howie Day Message: You are my sweetheart. Word.	To: Sydney Wagman From: Tim Johnston Message: I Love You Sydney
To: Bettina Bergmann From: Ryan Kavalsky Message: Yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmom.	To: Maura Lynch From: Pam Message: Maura, I just wanted to make you smile. I don't really know what I'd do without you as a roommate but more importantly as a friend. Thank you for just being you. Love Always, Pam
To: Debra VanderWeit From: Pete Message: Happy Valentine's Day. See? I sent you one.	To: Brown Hall From: Prosser Hall Message: Dear Brown, We've been together for so long now. You helped me from the time I was just a brick, and I have always wanted to say I LOVE YOU! Leave Taylor for me, please! I know I am old and he is shiny and has private bathrooms, but we have so much more in common!
To: Ryan McKibbin From: The Outdoors Message: I have heard you love the Outdoors. Well I love you too! -The Outdoors	To: Sara, Kenz, Kate, Elana, Courtney, Lacey, Col, Kristina From: Blonde Kate Message: Happy Valentine's Day to the girls of 2nd floor Prosser. You're the best!
To: xpbearer@aol.com From: ENF33@aol.com Message: Happy Valentine's Day to my one and only. You are the best lover I have ever had. You continue to satisfy me every single night! Thank you and I love you! XOXOXO	To: L.B. From: Da Boyz Message: Happy V-Day LB!
To: Sarah From: Andrew Message: Happy Valentine's Day. I wish I could be with you. I love you!	To: BJ Luerman From: Courtney Message: "If there's anything that you want, If there's anything I can do, Just call on me and I'll send it along With love from me to you" -Beatles Happy Valentine's Day, Southerner!
To: Elaine From: Josh Message: Happy Valentine's Day	To: Brian Luff From: Laurie Message: Happy Valentine's Day, Love! I could never imagine a more amazing three years! Thank you for being you! I love you!
To: Lynn From: Marianne Message: Happy Valentine's Day!! I miss you!	To: Ben From: Jessi Message: Happy Valentine's Day, Honey!
To: Baby Cakes From: Chrissy-Poo Message: You rock my world! (psst. and my bed :))	To: Jay From: Pauline Message: "and you can tell everybody that this is your song..." "close your eyes and I'll kiss you, tomorrow I'll miss you, remember I'll always be true. And then while I'm away, I'll write home every day. And I'll send all my loving to you." "Happy now, Happy hence, Happy ever after" I love you, my sugarbear. love, -your little girl
To: Xshaypah From: LFO Message: I wanna sex you up, that's right! Come on now lets get it on tonight. I wanna sex you up... Come on now lets get it on.	To: Dearest Krystle From: Phil Message:It is you whom I love the most. I love you even more than toast. Happy Valentine's Day Princess! Love, Phil =:0)