"A little S&M on plants." - Dr. Elizabeth McCain during
Bio II lecture while explaining an experiment performed on plant leaves
to determine circadian rhythms.
“This piece is weird… And if I say something is weird, it’s fucking
out of the ball park.” – Dr. Ovens.
“The best thing to do is use a bong. That’s when you get the best hit.”
– Dr. Rudski discussing 'medicinal' marijuana.
“Zzzzzz…” – Dean Ehrenberg who was seen ‘resting his eyes’ during the
Spang/Kreider debate on Iraq.
[Feel like this issue's verbatim is tragically short? Yeah, us
too. Send more. Do it! We're waiting patiently at: advocate@muhlenberg.edu
- Ed.]
