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Volume.1.Issue.5
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High
Flying
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April.1.2001
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Dear Loyal
Readers:
For these
past six months we've greatly enjoyed providing you all with high quality
online content… But after years of reading The Muhlenberg Weekly
we've realized something… we can't compete - and for one reason and
one reason only:
We're not
Dave Sobotkin.
We want to
be. Really bad. We think he's cool. We think he's sexy. And we think he's
ssoooooo smart.
Exhibiting
creativity, imagination and fighting apathy are only one possible use
of the internet… to this point we've completely ignored the real
magic of the internet: homemade websites by pre-teen girls!!! So we're
scrapping this publication thing - forget being the first and only completely
online student publication… now, we've decided to be the first and
only Dave Sobotkin '03, Future Editor-In-Chief of the Muhlenberg Weekly
fan site…
!!!!CHECK
HIM OUT!!!!
Love,
Your Favorite Advocate Editors
<@;-)
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DAVE SOBTOKIN IS KEWL !!!!
The First And Only Website Devoted To Dave Sobotkin!!!
Hi.
We used the last of our student council money to put 2gether this site for Dave!!!
He is sooooo cooool. Well we didn't use allll of it… I bought a hamster
for The Advocate and named it Pizza!!!! Pizza is sooooo coool. ROTFL.
Not as cool as Dave though. Omigod! He's sooo cool!!!!
Look at him!!!! Isn't he cool? One day, maybe I'll be this cool!!! LOL!!
Russ
Former President of The Advocate
Current Chief Dave-kateer
<<<<< Here's
A Picture of Dave Looking Cooool >>>>
Omigod!
Russ is sooooo right!!! Dave is soooo KEWL! But not only is Dave really really
really really really really KEWL( sorry, my profs always complain that I write
really too much!!!!) but he is also, like, soooo smart!!! Check out this really
really really really really (SORRY!!! :-( :-( :-(!!!!) funny article he wrote
about us... LOL… LINK TO PUBLICATION SCHEDULE ARTICLE
FROM APRIL FOOLS!!! He's sooo right!!! It's so much better to publish as
many issues as possible…. DUH... Quality is dumb!!! YAY!!!
C.U.
L8TR
-Matt
Former Advocate VP
Current Vice-Chief Dave-kateer
Hi
Guys!
Like Omigod!!! Dave is not only sooooo smart and coooooooll ;)!! He's also like
sooo hot!!! All the other girls like like the backstreet boys! Not us, we like
Dave!!!! He is so cute! Omigod like!!! He's Gr8!!! He's Like The Leonardo Decaprio(sp?)
of Muhlenberg College!!! We wonder what it's like to kiss him?!?!?!?! LOLOLOL
- ROTFL! OH NO!! He is the hottest and funniest writer at the Muhlenberg Weekly.
He makes us LOL.
We
LUV You Dave!
Lucia & Jen
Former Respectable Advocate Editors
Current Female Dave Sobotkin Groupies
We
Love Puppies!!!! But Dave is still cooler!!!!! YAY!!! Dave was my fav high flying
track star, but then he hurt his shins and couldn't do it anymore. I think its
OK though because now he is the hottest writer at the Muhlenberg Weekly. We
took our x-tra time to make a SUPER kewl web page for him.
;-)
Brian
and Jay.
More Former Respectable Advocate Editors
Current Male Sobotkin Groupies.
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April
Fools - Check back later this week for our REAL Issue #5 - Whenever-the-Hell-We-Want.
T.T.F.N.
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advocate@muhlenberg.edu
